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Dr Seuss and YOU meet Jesus

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Yes, YOU are the best YOU. YOU are an original. Don’t try to be copy of someone else. Sure, take the best and leave the rest but never lose YOU.

God made YOU in His image, His likeness with great abilities. He blessed YOU, made YOU to be fruitful and multiply, for YOU to conquer, adventure and do amazing things.

But don’t get all puffed up and full of ego and pride. Remember, God is the center of the universe, not YOU.

As unique and wonderful as YOU were created to be, YOU suffered when Adam and Eve, YOUR original parents fell. Therefore Jesus represents the 2nd Adam, a super Adam. YOU are a better YOU with more of Him and less of YOU.

Jesus turned things upside down and all around. Today is opposite day.

When YOU put God and others first, then YOU rise from God Point of View (POV) and it’s His that ultimately matters regarding YOU.

Acts 2:38

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An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, ‘Stop -Acts 2:38!’ (..turn from your sin…). 

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. 

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, ‘Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture to you.’ ‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar, ‘She said she had an AXE and two 38’s!’



(Here is the verse in full – Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.)